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The Prison escape that never happened
By; John coppers
Marcus DeChico knew that his time was running out. If he didn’t do something about the darn police he would be dead or worse in a matter of hours.
He was waiting for the executioner when he realized that he couldn’t just sit here waiting for death. “I came in to this place with three murders on my conscience but I will leave with six”.
As Marcus slipped out of the holding cell he felt the same adrenaline rush he had when he snuck into those houses ending his innocence. As he snuck towards the cell door he heard the guard walking down the hall he knew the guard would be #4
As soon as he saw the shadow he slammed the door open. The unexpected blow made the guard fall but he was up again fast, but not fast enough. Marcus made his way behind the guard and grabbed the back of the mans shirt and pulled the guard struggled only a moment longer before his soul was released. As Marcus eased his grip he realized his good luck at running into this particular guard. This man was the one who took pleasure in other people’s pain, the man who beat the inmates when he was punished by the warden, the man who arrested him. As he took off down the hall he had the bizarre feeling he was being watched. “Oh my god the cameras,” he mumbled
“How was I so stupid?”
“Hello Marcus,” the warden said wryly from behind him
“Your time is up, needle or chair.”
Death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
The Pillsbury dough boy died today he was killed by a rough oven and went out giggling stupidly
Services were held at <st1:time Hour="15" Minute="50"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">3:50</SPAN></B></st1:time> and lasted 12 to 15 minutes until his ashes were golden brown and his chocolate chips were melted.
He left in this world, several ridiculous commercials, 3 young cookies, and a very depressed Mrs. Dough Girl. His strange motives for making people laugh were an annoyance we won’t soon forget.